#dad is my girlfriend
dad when i reminisced about buying a shot of whiskey for the boy with big hair and a neat name and he was so drunk he didn’t remember it happening: “that’s the worst part! he doesn’t remember! you took a bullet for nothing!”
i need the next MMFD to be available now so i can imaginary fist bump with rae and sob my face off.
picking scabs is simultaneously the best and worst thing you can do for yourself.
I just wanna b a britpop superstar
late night realizations when i sneak downstairs for a cookie:
you can’t save your money forever.
"I think there comes a time when you meet someone and you just want to make them smile for the rest of your life."